Former Friends 5

Another old friend hates me cause I may have knocked up his sisters. It wasnt my fault , their twins. My dick couldnt tell the difference. Another old friend hates me cause I may have wrecked his brand new car. It wasnt my fault. His wife bit my dick which caught both me and her husband by surprise. Its funny that hes mad at me for wrecking the car yet he never mentions the fact that his wife gives head like a fucking vampire.

Former Friends 4

Another old friend hates me because I may made him think he was going to spend the rest of his life in Gauntanamo Bay. Another old friend hates me because I may have knocked up his wife. Hes mad cause he shoots blanks. Another old friend hates me cause I may have knocked up his mom. I told him he didnt have to call me daddy cause his mom does it for him.

Former Friends 3

Another old friend hates me cause I told his parents that his girlfriend was a tranny. Dont get me wrong he/she had nice tits but the peeing standing up wasnt very lady like. Another old friend hates me cause I caught him trying to suck his own dick and I may have posted it on the internet and sent a copy to his girlfriends parents. Another old friend hates me cause I may have posted his info on a gay sex website where gay people meet for sex and caused his wife to find it which caused their divorce.

Former Friends Part 2

Another old friend hates me cause I told everyone he gay. Was I not supposed to be honest? When his parents asked me if he had a girlfriend I said yes only she has a dick. Heres what happpened. I came home one day from class, he was my college roommate. I could have ignored the fact that he was jerking off to gay porn but I couldnt ignore the fact that he was the star of that gay porn or the fact that he was getting fucked by 2 anti gay advocates.

Former Friends Part 1

I had one friend who hates me because I told everyone that he doesnt have a dick. I was wrong by saying that. He does have a dick......in his ass. My old bestfriend hates me because I fucked his girl. Thats not why he hates me. He hates me cause she told him that I have the biggest dick shes ever had and she left him for me.

People hate me

About a month ago I did a show and after I finished the fattest woman Ive ever seen walked up to me and she said "I Hate You" like Im supposed to give a fuck. I said Well maybe you should try hating food ya fat bitch. I also had a lady another lady come up to me and she said she hates me because I say things that she doesnt like,mostly because I had a bit about retarded people and she had a retarded son. I said Well maybe that wouldnt happen if you tried riding a dick that didnt belong to someone in your family.

If Id known

I was standing outside my building one day and this guy ran by me and he was being chased by what I thought was a woman. He goes " Get the fuck away from me, if id known you had a dick I never would have let you touch mine"