Coronado Clowns:Part 1

This is dedicated to all the people who've pissed me off. Delbert: Probably thought I wouldnt talk about you ,huh? Thats cause youre a stupid muthafucker and youre a cocksucker . Oh dont act like you dont know what Im saying . Im saying youre gay and you suck Mike's dick. You sick trick. You cant get a real woman cause you dont got a dick so you gotta get a midget but after a while and you cant make them smile , they start to throw fits , Bitch when you gonna grow a dick? You supposed to be a man but you got a clit. You said you ran with hoover but I know people in hoover and I asked them and no one knew ya. Youre the type of sick muthafucker who would dig up Biggie Smalls just to lick his balls. You told Gee that you was strapped then you pulled out a strap on and he tried to run but Said jumped on him then yall started t screw him with the rubber dick then his crew showed up and yall ran away trying to spray them with mase and shooting a cap gun and screaming like fake bitches you are but it was kinda funny cause you bitches were too fat to fit in your car. Youre so gay you chase people in your car just to watch them run away. Mike: Nobody wants to be like Mike a 450lbs midget rollin a stolen jeep, couldnt get laid nomatter how much he paid even though he lives in a crackhouse with every crackwhore in LA , they pay him to go away. Tellin people you'll protect them against me , muthafucker , cant you see Im a machine ? You cant faze me . I was born crazy. The only ass you beat is Delberts when you fuck him everynight so dont talk shit , Tiny Tim. You dont wanna piss me of cause Ill rip off your head and make you kiss your own ass. I dont give a fuck what you claim to be , All you fake muthafuckers are the same to me. David: Stop calling yourself Dangerous D cause you're just a black Bruce Lee wannabe. 4 foot fro everynight people hear you screaming cause you stick your dick in the game slot on your xbox.Jimmy: You said you had family in new york but the truth is your family is in the trailerpark. The proof is in the puddin and youre trailertrash so thats all the proof I need. You got a picture of your sister on your arm cause shes the only ho you know that'll fuck you. I gave you the collection of pictures of all the bitches Ive fucked cause I knew thats the only way you'll ever see a bitch outside your family naked. You try to buy that ho Chicago but she dont want you trick, you gave her $100 to suck your dick and all she did was tie your shoe and walk away , they found you a hour later against the wall in the hall with a 500lbs transvestite begging you to let go his dick. A week later you married shim but its kinda sad that your wife has a bigger dick than you. You smoke more crack than Chicago licks nut sacks. Said: I...I...I know you're kinda slow but by now you should know you owe the rent on the office cause I...I...I dont work with you anymore I....I....I know youre probably wondering why so I...I...I will try to explain it, Youre 900lbs , you shake the ground so everyone hears you when you come around , Youre fat , youre lazy and youre crazy. Plus, I think you ate a cat cause youre always choking like youre choking on some hairy balls. I...I...I saw you fuckin' Peaches in the hallway , it makes sense to fruits fuckin eachother, I heard you fucked her brother. I...I...I got to be honest with you I..I...I would never cast your fatass in my movies cause they dont make camera with the magical ability of making it look like your fatass would actually fit on the screen , you know what I..I..I mean. I..I..I say youre just a 900lbs gay hippo . You said youre Osama's cousin but he aint from the ghetto so I...I..I say you Lie, Lie, Lie. I..I..I heard you met him once and he told you to leggo his eggo cause you lie, lie,lie. You said you know alot about real estate yet you live on skidrow and work security at a crackhouse. You said youre from Egypt but the truth is youre just a fat guy from Ohio. I..I...I heard someone sold you a volvo but I..I..I wont ride with you so I...I..I will drive cause I..I..I want to stay alive.