Gay people

Ive never understood gay people . I mean how does that happen? I mean when you're born do you go " Hey I just came out the pussy , I think Ill spend the rest of my life playing hide the salami in someones ass". I understand why women are into other girls but Ill never get why men are into men. I mean its like , Hello Steve, My sister wants to go out with you, Uh, No thanks John, I think Id rather ram my rod up Jasons poopshoot. I have a cousin whos a member of fairyland. I like to call him and say shit that I know is gonna piss him off. Hey, your ass called and its taking visitors. Hey, Theres a new study that says the cure for diarrhea is really simple, all you gotta do is take the dick out of your ass. Hey, what walks on all fours and carries balls in its mouth ? A gay guy at a orgy. When gay people are born , do they come out gay? I mean when a gay person is born, is cher playing in the background? Do gay babies gossip with eachother about gay baby things? Do gay babies make fun of how their parents dress? When gay babies cry, does it sound like a broadway musical? When a gay baby shits , does it look and smell gay? I was talking to my uncle once and I was joking around and I asked him, If you had a choice would you pick a gay son or a straight son and he replied, if you caught a gay fish , would you throw it back? I guess my point is people cant choose who they are and theres nothing wrong with rainbows and unicorns , whatever the hell that means.