women and the truth

Why cant women handle the truth? You ask me a question then you get mad when I give you a honest answer. Does my butt look big in these jeans? Let me think, Should I lie so the crazy bitch wont cut my dick off while Im sleeping or should I tell the truth so I can find my dick being served up for dinner tomorrow? No baby, you're butt is beautiful its the 50 pounds you've gained since I met you that Im worried about. By the way, I know shes your but you gotta keep that thing out of my bedroom cause the next time I wake up and see her staring at me Im gonna have the ugly little shit audition for the next horror film I do cause she scares the shit out of me everytime I see her. Why is it women cant tell the truth about cheating? If you surf the internet you'll see someones wife or girlfriend butt naked with a dick in her ass. They dont think its cheating but when a man cheats they give us hell. In their minds women cant do anything wrong. Let me ask you something, If you're married and your husband isnt satisfied with you and he goes out and finds some better pussy thats cheating, but if a woman has sex with someone other than her husband its not cheating. Why? Well he had a small dick she couldnt feel a thing. Maybe she wanted to see what it was like to be with another woman because its not cheating in a womans mind if theres no dick involved. Hey his dick was only in her ass so that dont count. The point is women lie so the next time your wife says shes going to see her mom chances are , shes sucking my dick.