Coronado Clowns:Part 2

Delbert: Youre a wannabe playa , you couldnt even get a bitch in bed if you put a gun to her head , any bitch would rather be dead than fuck you. By the way, I fucked your girl the other day she said she was glad to find a man with a dick she could see now she wants to marry me. Youre the gay Dr Dre . You said you sucked Suges dick. Youre a joke , youre always broke cause you smoke your money away. You tried to be a pimp but you aint got no bitches so you tried to pimp yourself but noone bought it. Mike: You take up too much space , you wake up every day with Veras pussy around your neck. You told the bitch that I like her . Heres the truth , I only went to see the bitch when she was in the hospital cause you was driving. While you were hugging and kissing the bitch I was looking at the nurses ass when they pass by but I never gave a fuck if the bitch was laid up in the hospital. I dont give a fuck how many nights the bitch spends dreaming she was sucking my dick and I dont give a fuck if the bitch spends a million nights with her arm in her pussy dreaming I was fucking and I dont give a fuck if the bitch wakes up screaming I was stuck in her. Didnt you ever think it was weird that the bitch had a muthafucking beard? My bad Mike I forgot you like transvestites and I also forgot that youre the same faggot that used to dress in drag and suck his dads dick. Jimmy: I know you need attention cause I saw where you threatened yourself on your door in crayon you tried to lie and say it wasnt you but I saw you write it but I never said it til now , your secrets out now the world knows youre a pathetic piece of shit whos never seen a clit that wasnt your sisters. You said your moms ghost talks to you but I think you just lost your mind but dont worry , it wont be hard to find cause youre sitting on it. You wrote your number on the bathroom wall , maybe its cause your brains so small but you might have someone call if you wrote your number in a place where youre not the only person sees it. You said you used to work on movie sets . I saw you on the set once. You were looking in the trash and security beat your ass and you shit your pants and started to dance then you took off your pants and started asking people if they wanted to see you pee then you tried to pee on security. You let women take your money cause your dumbass thought you would get some but they take your money and run. You follow Tasha around like a fucking puppy . What you doing Jimmy? Im waiting for Tasha to fuck me. Jimmy, why you always try to get my sloppy seconds? Ill tell you something you'd never know. Tasha has a scar on her back from when she got burned . Shes a freak in the sheets. She gives good head. You heard what I said. Oh I forgot to mention her tattoos. She made me crazy , had my dick looking like a statue. Happy: Redneck muthafucker , drink more piss than Chicago and all the other $2 whores at the hotel. I know I just dissed you but you probably thinkin' oh well cause you so smashed you passed out in the trash . You cant get up and you try to sit up and you shit your pants . You raise your hand up , I think I had too much to drink , can someone help me stand up? And you split your pants. I mustve ate too much and gained weight cause these pants used to fit. You fucking fatass piece of trailertrash I know youre probably busy fucking a sheep or is it youre busy sucking your brother bucks dick. I dont give a fuck bitch. You said your mom was a actress . Youre right she acted like it was painless when I stuck my stainless in her mouth and pulled the trigger and the bullet popped out her mouth and she said We used to do that down south. Well that explains where her brain went. Lets take a look back at everyone Ive talked about. You got dick suckin Delbert got his ass beat by Vanilla Ice , twice. He got jacked outside a crackhouse by a midget and a mouse. You got Mike the manbitch trying to pretend hes rich , on weekends he spends all his money at the casino then he plays hide the peepee with a shemale named KiKi. You got David the trick . You can find him in his room trying to suck his own dick. He has a fro so big planes get stuck in it at midflight . You'll see him on the corner at midnight trying to get a 85 year old crackwhore outside the liquor store. You got Tricky Jimmy. The biggest trick in LA with the smallest dick in the world. Girls lie size does matter , why you think no ho wants the leadoff batter? You cant get a slut to fuck you if they cant find your dick. They see their not blind . Your dick is too small. No not all men have one ball thats just you. You got Mr I...I..I Said , walkin round speaking arabic telling people you a terrorist just so you know Ill never hesitate to put a bomb in your mom and detinate it . I know you like to blow shit up so go blow yourself or lock yourself in a gas chamber for the remainder of your life and forget where you put the key. Cant you stupid muthafuckers see you cant fuck with me? You got Slappy Happy, Living in his van . Man you see him without a can in his hand. Ask him what hes doing and he says , moving. Punk gets drunk and tries to fuck a skunk, puts his cock in a crockpot and learns it really burns and his dick turns blue and he tries to screw his dick into a light socket, now he carries his dick around in his pocket. You stupid muthafuckers need to open your eyes and realize that you fuckin with the baddest muthafucker alive. Delbert said last summer was a bummer cause he broke his cucumber off in his assand sat on broken glass . Now hes choking on a dick for money so he can smoke some grass.