Native americans

My mom is cherokee so people ask me if I go to indian casinos . I dont but I do go to alot of the family reunions which are always fun because I give everyone nicknames like they used to in the old days. Theres my cousin Small Dick, my sister Spread Eagle, My gay cousin Peter Eater, my uncle Skid Mark, my fat sister Miss Piggy, my virgin brother Hairy Palms, my coward brother in law Chief Chickenshit, my trouble making sister Bitch Who Lies, my farmer cousin Okey Dokey aka The Sheep Fucker. Now as you can probably tell I get into trouble everytime I go around my family because I always have jokes. This one time I saw my uncle in his full get up including a animal on his head. I said "Hey uncle, how fast was that coyotee going when it hit your head? " He got mad and started to walk away and I said "Hey uncle, think of it this way, that coyotee is dead but atleast it still looks better than that thing on Donald Trumps head" Have you ever seen a indian sing in the shower? When my family get mad at me and start to walk away I always go 1 little 2 little 3 little to which they reply with "One big ass" and I reply with " Yeah I got a big ass but more importantly I have a big dick" I like to get my family to sit in a circle when they piss me off and I get the fattest ugliest girl I can find to naked in the middle of the circle and I get a bunch of fat men to surround the circle and dance naked so my family has to suffer thru watching the girl or if they turn around they get smacked in the face with a dick. Have you ever seen a indian dance? Have you ever walked on hot coals? Me neither but I did someones hot wife once . Yeah everything was cool til her husband walked in wearing a teddy and holding a dildo.